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"This Can Never Happen Again: A Skit About Server Outages

Dan Afonso, Keyrus NORAM AWS Cloud Team

Let's face it: server outages are a risk every organization using the internet faces. Sure, there's things you can do to lower that risk. You've probably seen hundreds of posts on LinkedIn for non-cloud services. But are those anti-cloud services really going to save you time or money? Or will it just waste more time and money having your executive leadership spending time on a debate around if they should go non-cloud, or add on a secondary cloud?

If your organization has faced a server outage, you've likely sat in a meeting similar to this.

MEETING MINUTES: SERVER OUTAGE POST-MORTEM

Date: October 21st, 2025 Time: 9:00 AM - 9:47 AM Location: Conference Room B (The one with the broken whiteboard) Attendees: Jennifer Martinez (Boss), David Chen (Systems Architect), StealMyMeeting AI (transcript), Coffee (12 cups)


AGENDA ITEM 1: THIS CAN NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN

J. Martinez opened the meeting by stating this can never happen again.

D. Chen acknowledged that yes, it would be nice if this never happened again.

J. Martinez asked what we can do to make sure this never happens again.


AGENDA ITEM 2: Proposed Solutions

D. Chen presented three (3) possible solutions:

Solution A: Multi-Region Cloud Setup

  • Implementation Time:

    1-2 years

  • Additional Staff Needed:

    3-4 people

  • Guarantee of Success:

    Maybe

  • Annual Cost:

    $3,950,000 (roughly double current infrastructure)

  • J. Martinez's Response:

    Prolonged silence

Solution B: Multi-Cloud Setup

  • Implementation Time:

    2-3 years

  • Additional Staff Needed:

    5-6 people (need experts in multiple cloud platforms)

  • Guarantee of Success:

    Probably not, because now TWO clouds can have outages and incompatible solutiuons

  • Annual Cost:

    $4,200,000

  • J. Martinez's Response:

    Drinking coffee, no longer making eye contact

Solution C: Our Own Data Center

  • Implementation Time:

    3-4 years

  • Upfront Cost:

    $11,850,000 (equipment, cooling, power, physical security, that one guy who knows where the fuse box is)

  • Additional Staff Needed:

    8-12 people

  • Guarantee of Success:

    Absolutely not

  • J. Martinez's Response:

    Staring at ceiling, questioning career choices


AGENDA ITEM 3: Context and Perspective

J. Martinez asked how long the outage lasted.

D. Chen confirmed six (6) hours.

J. Martinez asked about revenue impact.

D. Chen estimated $60,000 in lost revenue.

J. Martinez performed mental math. Appeared visibly distressed. Asked D. Chen to repeat the cost of Solution A.

D. Chen confirmed $7.9 million annually for the cheaper option.

J. Martinez noted this would take approximately 132 outages to break even.

D. Chen noted that the server company hasn't had 132 outages in its entire existence.

J. Martinez noted that's actually pretty good.


AGENDA ITEM 4: Reasonable Next Steps

J. Martinez suggested D. Chen take the rest of the day to explore alternative improvements.

D. Chen agreed this sounded productive.


ACTION ITEMS:

  • D. Chen:

    Investigate cost-effective resilience improvements

  • J. Martinez:

    Schedule follow-up meeting (Date: TBD, likely after next server outage)

  • All Staff:

    Receive company-branded stress balls (Budget approved: $247)


NEXT MEETING:

After the next server outage (estimated 12-16 months)

Meeting adjourned: 9:47 AM

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